Awkward moments with escorts

I was thinking recently of all the great experiences i've had with this great hobby of ours. There are some meets when things just haven't gone to plan or gone right.

It could be a lack of chemistry, not seeing eye to eye with an escort. You've ended up getting the assache with her or she has with you. Something embarrassing has happened during the punt.

Have you had any awkward moments with escorts?

Here are a couple of mine. If you feel comfortable naming the escort you were with, then go for it.

When my punting adventures began back in 2015 i was still quite nervous about seeing escorts. I was nervous that I wouldn't get hard for a meet so i watched some porn at home to prepare myself and get turned on before leaving. Unfortunately, when i met the girl, within minutes of starting, she touched my cock and i pretty much ejaculated straight away!!! FFS! AWKWARD!! She tried to reassure me which made it worse! lol

A couple of years ago, towards the end of a punt. A girl midway through missionary told me to stop and said i'm not enjoying this. You're pounding me like a 20 year old! I put my clothes on and left. I got my hour so it wasn't a scam but i felt pretty awkward!

I once lost my way exiting the WG's apartment block just off Broad Street, and ended up in the communal internal courtyard/garden. Couldn't get back into the building, or exit onto the street. Had to wait 10 minutes for a resident to let me out with his card.

Broke the bed in a Bristol hotel once but we carried on after a few minutes break due to laughing and trying to fix it.

Years ago at a local revolving girls house where I had visited a few times before, saw a lovely looking young girl for 1/2 hour.
As I was cleaning up after the deed looked up to see her gathering her clothes in her arms, saying " don't see me again we aren't compatible" and rushing out the door in tears.

I assumed she didn't feel comfortable with the drilling I had given but she should have said during the onslaught.

His bed collapsing mid fuck was one I remember. Yes I made the earth move for him….

the first time you meet any sp is always a little awkward I think

thats very true

the most awkward is asking for your money back once you find out 50% of services offered are not really available.

Mine was a while ago with a WG from another site. £250 for 1 hour outcall, she lives about 1 mile from me. When she arrives and I hand over the envelope she counts it, then looks at me and said "clients usually cover my taxi as well" and "thats £30 more".

Well I didn't have that and told her so. She grunted and gone was the friendly face. A very awkward ambience then ensued, followed by poor service and she dressed and left within about 45 seconds of me cumming , not a word spoken, threw on her clothes and ran out the door, not a chance for round two.

Gone in 40 minutes of a 1 hour booking.

Thats really bad, sadly it's not that uncommon.

this seems to be becoming more and more of a problem as lets say more "temps" are trying escorting out.

Hey im a trans escort, and my most awkward experience was a man i met up with, he paid for my services, and i provided but he was not as hygenic as i thought, he didnt even shower or wash his penis before i met him, so after that he kept offering more and more too meet me, but i declined and when he asked why i was declining £700 a nights worth of money, i told him it was a hygiene issue on his behalf, he called me every name under the sun and then blocked me. Worst meet up ever

Amazing, I mean really its not that difficult to take a shower is it ?

Literally! ❤️

A good few...

For now, let's focus on Lana Lust. Her feedback was great but things went wrong:

1) finding the street was easy but finding the house was not. It was X and I found (X-1) but they turned out not to be close to each other. She phoned and it was hard to hear over cars and she even said "it's not that hard!" I should have just walked away then. Never go through with an escort when she makes you feel small. I know it sounds thin-skinned but it's my rassa-frassin' money.

2) She told me I was good-looking enough to not need an escort and just get a girl. I don't want to hear that during an escort session! Girls, please have empathy that it isn't as easy for us boys to just get laid because we want to get laid even if we aren't bad looking.

3) I actually splurged on OWO but she said she doesn't do that even though her texts said she did. She told me that it is someone else who arranges appointments so she lied about being independent. She mentioned we meet ask them upstairs but I was terrified about some pimp coming down and making things even more awkward so I let it go. She gave me an unprotects lick as a consolation but it was nothing really.

4) While I had a good session being sodomized, she spent an awful lot of it just jacking me off, insisting I wasn't hard enough for the condom. In the end we never even had intercourse. A lot less attractive girls than her had managed to get me hard enough for good intercourse so I don't know what she did wrong. I was hard just not maybe as much as I could have been.

5) And if I couldn't get hard, it might have been something to do with the utter lack of intimacy. Sure, she was a good host but it felt so stilted just trying to touch and worship her body. I respect an escort's boundaries but even fondling her chest felt uphill and she wouldn't have me touching her nipples which is a big red-flag.

As always I left amiably but after mulling this over I realised that she actually wasn't very good. I maintain she was the problem because I'm ass. I have had so much better for so much less.

^ she calls herself Slutty-Vicky now.